Dita Von Teese got a sex tape, body paint

First, we had F1 head honcho, Max Mosely, getting busted for a Nazi hooker orgy, and now we have some bitch named Dita Von Teese, who I guess some people find good-looking, but I find annoying because she is basically some bitch who slept with Marylin Manson then got famous for doing weird artsty shit that no one I know cares about, getting busted for having done some lesbian porn in her past (phew!).

And since I know my readers like I know the back of my hand (I call it Mary), I know you want to see both videos. Well, I am not going to show them to you here. I have standards, dammit! But I will show you where to go see them. Here and here.

Now then, here's some naked pics of Von Teese...